she doesn't even go here [dave x reader]

You and Dave were spending an afternoon date in a planetarium. Yeah, planetarium like that thingie with the stars and the planets. That was so uncool according to Dave, but you haven’t visited one since your childhood.

As you were watching the stars up your head and trying to find the big bear, a similar voice greeted your boyfriend. He went to the toilet and of course, he would bring girls like a magnet. You turned you head and -oooh what to see? Dave’s ex. Ugh awesome now you’d have to deal with her. This was supposed to be your afternoon.

Awesome, Dave thought as his ex started asking him about how his life has been. Like hell bitch I will tell you. Even so uncool as he said to his lover, he liked watching the stars. How has he never thought of setting a date of you under the night sky dammit- now he wouldn’t have to deal with his annoying ex. He noted to remember this- no more planetariums. Just moon horoscopes and night skies.

“Look I am here with my girl/boyfriend spending some time lone from Dirk. Please if you excuse me, I’ll go now” He turned his heels to you just to see your angry face. “Hey babe no need to worry. It’s fine I dumped that bitch” as the words came from his mouth you smiled. Yes that the kind of content Dave wants to see on your face. When suddenly-

“She doesn’t even go here!”

Ah another familiar voice. Everyone in the planetarium turned their heads to the voice. There a tall man with glasses and a hoodie’s hat wrapped around his face, stood. Ahh—that fucker , Dave thought. This was Dirk. He has followed them here, and then they thought that they were Dirk-free.

“ Oh my God Dirk. Shut the fuck up. “ Dave’s ex said, more like screamed.

“ Do you even like watching the stars?” a person from the crowd asked

“ No, I just still love him.”

“ Ermm, go home.” The same person said. The crowd slowly agreed.

“ Dirk what are you doing here? “ you asked him as he got his hat off.

“Well y’know… just checking if you guys are safe.” He said bringing his thumbs up. “May I join you actually? It’s boring home, without you--